From 9746b52881bd1776978f4b78a1f6f1285e577624 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: root Date: Tue, 21 Mar 2017 03:59:50 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Initial commit --- README.md | 1 + network.py | 47 +++++ price.py | 568 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ trifling.py | 277 +++++++++++++++++++++++++ 4 files changed, 893 insertions(+) create mode 100644 README.md create mode 100644 network.py create mode 100644 price.py create mode 100644 trifling.py diff --git a/README.md b/README.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3a1a45d --- /dev/null +++ b/README.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Sopel modules for monerobux bot diff --git a/network.py b/network.py new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5e24c90 --- /dev/null +++ b/network.py @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +import sopel.module +import requests +import re + +networkurl = "http://api.minexmr.com:8080/stats" + +@sopel.module.commands('network') +def network(bot, trigger): + try: + r=requests.get(networkurl) + j=r.json() + except Exception,e: + pass + try: + height=j["network"]["height"] + diff=j["network"]["difficulty"] + hashrate=float(diff)/120 + bot.say("The current block height is {0:,}. Difficulty is {1:,}. Hashrate is {2:.2f} Mh/s.".format(height,diff,hashrate/1e6)) + except: + bot.say("Something borked -_-") + +@sopel.module.commands('btcmempool') +def btcmempool(bot, trigger): + try: + r=requests.get('https://blockchain.info/q/unconfirmedcount') + bot.say("The current number of txs in Bitcoin's mempool is {0}".format(r.text)) + except: + bot.say("Fuck you, and fuck Bitcoin too") + +@sopel.module.commands('mempool') +def mempool(bot, trigger): + try: + # r=requests.get('http://node.moneroworld.com:18081/getinfo') + r=requests.get('http://node.xmrbackb.one:18081/getinfo') + j=r.json() + bot.say("The current number of txs in Monero's mempool is {0}".format(j['tx_pool_size'])) + except: + bot.say("Something borked o_O") + +@sopel.module.commands('blocksize') +def blocksize(bot, trigger): + try: + r=requests.get('http://moneroblocks.info/stats/block-medians') + size=re.search(' <\/strong><\/div>\s*
(\d*)', r.text) + bot.say("Median blocksize over last 200 blocks is {0} bytes".format(size.group(1))) + except: + bot.say("Bomething sorked 0_0") diff --git a/price.py b/price.py new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a918c93 --- /dev/null +++ b/price.py @@ -0,0 +1,568 @@ +#romerito -*- coding: UTF-8 -*- +import sopel.module +import requests +import time + +polourl = "https://poloniex.com/public?command=returnTicker" +poloxmrlendurl = "https://poloniex.com/public?command=returnLoanOrders¤cy=XMR&limit=999999" +prevamnt, prevtime = 0, 0 +trexurl = "https://bittrex.com/api/v1.1/public/getmarketsummary?market=btc-" +cryptopiaurl = "https://www.cryptopia.co.nz/api/GetMarket/2999" +bitsquareurl = "https://market.bitsquare.io/api/ticker/?market=xmr_btc" +fixerurl = 'http://api.fixer.io/latest?base=USD' +finexbtc = 'https://api.bitfinex.com/v1/pubticker/XMRBTC' +finexusd = 'https://api.bitfinex.com/v1/pubticker/XMRUSD' +krakbtc = 'https://api.kraken.com/0/public/Ticker?pair=XMRXBT' +krakbtceur = 'https://api.kraken.com/0/public/Ticker?pair=XBTEUR' +krakusd = 'https://api.kraken.com/0/public/Ticker?pair=XMRUSD' +krakeur = 'https://api.kraken.com/0/public/Ticker?pair=XMREUR' +okcquar = 'https://www.okcoin.com/api/v1/future_ticker.do?symbol=btc_usd&contract_type=quarter' + +@sopel.module.commands('bfx', 'bitfinex') +def bfx(bot, trigger): + stringtosay = '' + try: + r = requests.get(finexbtc) + j = r.json() + stringtosay += "Last XMR/BTC trade at {0:.6f} on {1:.2f} 24 h XMR volume. ".format(float(j['last_price']), float(j['volume'])) + except: + bot.say("Error getting XMR/BTC data") + try: + r = requests.get(finexusd) + j = r.json() + stringtosay += "Last XMR/USD trade at {0:.2f} on {1:.2f} 24 h XMR volume.".format(float(j['last_price']), float(j['volume'])) + except: + bot.say("Error getting XMR/USD data") + try: + bot.say(stringtosay) + except: + bot.say("Error getting data") + +@sopel.module.commands('krak', 'kraken') +def krak(bot, trigger): + stringtosay = '' + try: + r = requests.get(krakbtc) + j = r.json() + stringtosay += "Last XMR/BTC trade at {0:.6f} on {1:.2f} 24 h XMR volume. ".format(float(j['result']['XXMRXXBT']['c'][0]), float(j['result']['XXMRXXBT']['v'][1])) + except: + bot.say("Error getting XMR/BTC data") + try: + r = requests.get(krakusd) + j = r.json() + stringtosay += "Last XMR/USD trade at {0:.2f} on {1:.2f} 24 h XMR volume. ".format(float(j['result']['XXMRZUSD']['c'][0]), float(j['result']['XXMRZUSD']['v'][1])) + except: + bot.say("Error getting XMR/USD data") + try: + r = requests.get('https://api.kraken.com/0/public/Ticker?pair=XMREUR') + j = r.json() + stringtosay += "Last XMR/EUR trade at {0:.2f} on {1:.2f} 24 h XMR volume. ".format(float(j['result']['XXMRZEUR']['c'][0]), float(j['result']['XXMRZEUR']['v'][1])) + except: + bot.say("Error getting XMR/EUR data") + try: + bot.say(stringtosay) + except: + bot.say("Error getting data") + +@sopel.module.commands('btckrak', 'btckraken', 'btceur') +def krakeur(bot, trigger): + stringtosay = '' + try: + r = requests.get(krakbtceur) + j = r.json() + stringtosay += "Last BTC/EUR trade at €{0:.2f} on {1:.2f} BTC 24 h volume. ".format(float(j['result']['XXBTZEUR']['c'][0]), float(j['result']['XXBTZEUR']['v'][0])) + except: + bot.say("Error getting BTC/EUR data") + try: + bot.say(stringtosay) + except: + bot.say("Error getting data") + +@sopel.module.commands('chart') +def chart(bot, trigger): + bot.say('https://cryptowat.ch/poloniex/xmrbtc') + +@sopel.module.commands('polo', 'poloniex', 'marco') +@sopel.module.interval(3600) +def polo(bot, trigger): + if not trigger.group(2): + try: + r=requests.get(polourl) + j=r.json() + xmr=j["BTC_XMR"] + last=float(xmr['last']) + change=float(xmr['percentChange']) + vol=float(xmr['baseVolume']) + if change >= 0: + sign = '+' + else: + sign = '' + face = '' + if change > 0.10: + face = u'\u263d'.encode('utf8') + if 0.10 >= change > 0.05: + face = u'\u2661'.encode('utf8') + if 0.05 >= change > 0.02: + face = u'\u263a'.encode('utf8') + if 0.02 >= change > -0.02: + face = u'\u2694'.encode('utf8') + if -0.02 >= change > -0.05: + face = u'\u2639'.encode('utf8') + if -0.05 >= change > -0.1: + face = u'\u2620'.encode('utf8') + if change < -0.1: + face = u'\u262d'.encode('utf8') + bot.say("Poloniex at {0:.8f} BTC; {1}{2:.2f}% over 24 hours on {3:.3f} BTC volume {4}".format(last, sign, change*100, vol, face)) + except: + bot.say("Error retrieving data from Poloniex") + else: + coin = trigger.group(2).upper() + try: + r=requests.get(polourl) + j=r.json() + except: + bot.say("Error connecting to Poloniex") + if len(coin) > 5 or len(coin) < 2: + bot.say("Coin ticker is too long or short") + # elif coin == "PASC": + # bot.say("COBOL only in #monero-markets") + # elif coin == "NAUT": + # bot.say("That ship has sailed...") + else: + label="BTC_" + coin + try: + ticker=j[label] + last=float(ticker['last']) + change=float(ticker['percentChange']) + vol=float(ticker['baseVolume']) + if change >= 0: + sign = '+' + else: + sign = '' + bot.say("{0} at {1:.8f} BTC; {2}{3:.2f}% over 24 hours on {4:.3f} BTC volume".format(coin, last, sign, change*100, vol)) + except: + bot.say("ERROR!") + +@sopel.module.commands('lending') +def lending(bot, trigger): + try: + r=requests.get(poloxmrlendurl) + j=r.json() + amnt=0 + currenttime=time.time() + for i in j['offers']: + amnt+=float(i['amount']) + bot.say("Total amount of XMR available {0:,.2f}. Changed by {1:.2f} in the last {2:.2f} hours".format(amnt, amnt-prevamnt, (currenttime-prevtime)/3600)) + global prevamnt + prevamnt=amnt + global prevtime + prevtime=currenttime + except: + bot.say("Something bad happened :o") + + +@sopel.module.commands('trex', 'bittrex') +def trex(bot, trigger): + if not trigger.group(2): + geturl = trexurl+'xmr' + else: + geturl = trexurl + trigger.group(2) + try: + r = requests.get(geturl) + j = r.json() + xmr=j['result'][0] + last=float(xmr['Last']) + change=((last/float(xmr['PrevDay']))-1) + vol=float(xmr['BaseVolume']) + bot.say("Bittrex at {0:.8f} BTC; {1:.2f}% over 24 hours on {2:.3f} BTC volume".format(last, change*100, vol)) + except: + bot.say("Error retrieving data from Bittrex") + +@sopel.module.commands('bsq', 'bitsquare') +def bsq(bot, trigger): + try: + r = requests.get(bitsquareurl) + j = r.json() + xmr=j['xmr_btc'] + last=float(xmr['last']) + vol=float(xmr['volume_right']) + bot.say("Bitsquare at {0:.8f} BTC on {1:.3f} BTC volume".format(last, vol)) + except: + bot.say("Error retrieving data from Bitsquare") + +@sopel.module.commands('cryptopia') +def cryptopia(bot, trigger): + try: + r = requests.get(cryptopiaurl) + j = r.json() + xmr=j['Data'] + last=float(xmr['LastPrice']) + change=float(xmr['Change']) + vol=float(xmr['Volume']) + bot.say("Cryptopia at {0:.8f} BTC; {1:.2f}% over 24 hours on {2:.3f} BTC volume".format(last, change, vol*last)) + except: + bot.say("Error retrieving data from Cryptopia") + +@sopel.module.commands('cmc', 'coinmarketcap') +def cmc(bot, trigger): + try: + r = requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker?limit=100') + j = r.json() + except: + bot.say("Can't connect to API") + if not trigger.group(2): + symbol = 'XMR' + else: + symbol = trigger.group(2) + symbol = symbol.upper() + try: + for i in j: + if i['symbol'] == symbol: + name = i['name'] + rank = i['rank'] + price_usd = float(i['price_usd']) + price_btc = float(i['price_btc']) + volume_usd = float(i['24h_volume_usd']) + market_cap_usd = float(i['market_cap_usd']) + available_supply = float(i['available_supply']) + total_supply = float(i['total_supply']) + percent_change_24h = float(i['percent_change_24h']) + bot.say("{0} ({1}) is #{2}. Last price ${3:.2f} / ฿{4:.8f}. 24h volume ${5:,.0f} changed {6}%. Market cap ${7:,.0f}. Available / total coin supply {8:,.0f} / {9:,.0f}.".format(name, symbol, rank, price_usd, price_btc, volume_usd, percent_change_24h, market_cap_usd, available_supply, total_supply)) + except: + bot.say("Error parsing ticker") + +@sopel.module.commands('okc', 'okcoin') +def okc(bot, trigger): + try: + r = requests.get(okcquar) + j = r.json() + xmr=j['ticker'] + last=float(xmr['last']) + vol=float(xmr['vol']) + bot.say("OKcoin quarterly futures at ${0:.2f} on {1:.0f} volume".format(last, vol)) + except: + bot.say("Error retrieving data from OKCoin") + +@sopel.module.commands('pepe', 'pepecash') +def pepe(bot, trigger): + try: + r = requests.get('https://tuxexchange.com/api?method=getticker') + j = r.json() + pepe=j['BTC_PEPECASH'] + last=float(pepe['last']) + vol=float(pepe['baseVolume']) + change=float(pepe['percentChange']) + bot.say("Pepecash at {0:.8f} BTC on {1:.3f} BTC volume, changed {2:.2f}% over last 24 hr".format(last, vol, change)) + except: + bot.say("Error retrieving data from Tuxexchange") + +@sopel.module.commands('pepexmr') +def pepexmr(bot, trigger): + try: + r = requests.get('https://tuxexchange.com/api?method=getticker') + j = r.json() + pepe=j['BTC_PEPECASH'] + pepelast=float(pepe['last']) + r=requests.get(polourl) + j=r.json() + xmr=j["BTC_XMR"] + xmrlast=float(xmr['last']) + bot.say("Pepe/XMR ratio is : {0:.8f}".format(pepelast/xmrlast)) + except: + bot.say("FAILURE!") + + +@sopel.module.commands('tall') +def tall(bot, trigger): + stringtosend = '' + fixerurl = 'http://api.fixer.io/latest?base=USD' + stampurl = 'https://www.bitstamp.net/api/ticker/' + btceurl = 'https://btc-e.com/api/3/ticker/btc_usd' + finexurl = 'https://api.bitfinex.com/v1/pubticker/BTCUSD' + # btccurl = 'https://pro-data.btcc.com/data/pro/ticker?symbol=XBTCNY' + btccurl = 'https://data.btcchina.com/data/ticker?market=btccny' + huobiurl = 'http://api.huobi.com/staticmarket/ticker_btc_json.js' + gemiurl = 'https://api.gemini.com/v1/pubticker/btcusd' + gdaxurl = 'https://api.coinbase.com/v2/exchange-rates?currency=BTC' + # Get conversion rate + try: + fixerresult = requests.get(fixerurl) + fixerjson = fixerresult.json() + usdcny = fixerjson['rates']['CNY'] + usdeur = fixerjson['rates']['EUR'] + except: + usdcny = 7 + # Bitstamp + try: + stampresult = requests.get(stampurl) + stampjson = stampresult.json() + except: + stampjson = False + if stampjson: + stringtosend += "Bitstamp last: {0:,.2f}, vol: {1:,.1f} | ".format(float(stampjson['last']), float(stampjson['volume'])) + # BTC-E + try: + btceresult = requests.get(btceurl) + btcejson = btceresult.json() + except: + btcejson = False + if btcejson: + stringtosend += "BTC-E last: {0:,.2f}, vol: {1:,.1f} | ".format(float(btcejson['btc_usd']['last']), float(btcejson['btc_usd']['vol_cur'])) + # Gemini + try: + gemiresult = requests.get(gemiurl) + gemijson = gemiresult.json() + except: + gemijson = False + if gemijson: + try: + stringtosend += "Gemini last: {0:,.2f}, vol: {1:,.1f} | ".format(float(gemijson['last']), float(gemijson['volume']['BTC'])) + except: + pass + # Gdax + try: + gdaxresult = requests.get(gdaxurl) + gdaxjson = gdaxresult.json() + except: + gdaxjson = False + if gdaxjson: + stringtosend += "GDAX price: {0:,.2f} | ".format(float(gdaxjson['data']['rates']['USD'])) + # Bitfinex + try: + finexresult = requests.get(finexurl) + finexjson = finexresult.json() + except: + finexjson = False + if finexjson: + stringtosend += "Bitfinex last: {0:,.2f}, vol: {1:,.1f} | ".format(float(finexjson['last_price']), float(finexjson['volume'])) + # BTCC + try: + btccresult = requests.get(btccurl) + btccjson = btccresult.json() + except: + btccjson = False + if btccjson: + stringtosend += "BTCC last: {0:,.2f}, vol: {1:,.1f} | ".format(float(btccjson['ticker']['last'])/usdcny, float(btccjson['ticker']['vol'])) + # Huobi + try: + huobiresult = requests.get(huobiurl) + huobijson = huobiresult.json() + except: + huobijson = False + if huobijson: + stringtosend += "Huobi last: {0:,.2f}, vol: {1:,.1f} | ".format(float(huobijson['ticker']['last'])/usdcny, float(huobijson['ticker']['vol'])) + # Send the tickers to IRC + bot.say(stringtosend) + + +@sopel.module.commands('usd') +def usd(bot, trigger): + try: + r=requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/monero/') + j=r.json() + price=float(j[0]['price_usd']) + bot.say("Monero price in USD = ${0:,.2f}".format(price)) + except: + bot.say("Failed to retrieve price.") + +@sopel.module.commands('aud') +def aud(bot, trigger): + # Get conversion rate + try: + fixerresult = requests.get(fixerurl) + fixerjson = fixerresult.json() + usdaud = fixerjson['rates']['AUD'] + except: + usdaud = 1.35 + try: + r=requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/monero/') + j=r.json() + price=float(j[0]['price_usd'])*usdaud + bot.say("Monero price in AUD = ${0:,.2f}".format(price)) + except: + bot.say("Failed to retrieve price.") + +@sopel.module.commands('cny') +def cny(bot, trigger): + # Get conversion rate + try: + fixerresult = requests.get(fixerurl) + fixerjson = fixerresult.json() + usdcny = fixerjson['rates']['CNY'] + except: + usdjpy = 6.8 + try: + r=requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/monero/') + j=r.json() + price=float(j[0]['price_usd'])*usdcny + bot.say("Monero price in CNY = ¥{0:,.2f}".format(price)) + except: + bot.say("Failed to retrieve price.") + +@sopel.module.commands('jpy') +def jpy(bot, trigger): + # Get conversion rate + try: + fixerresult = requests.get(fixerurl) + fixerjson = fixerresult.json() + usdjpy = fixerjson['rates']['JPY'] + except: + usdjpy = 110 + try: + r=requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/monero/') + j=r.json() + price=float(j[0]['price_usd'])*usdjpy + bot.say("Monero price in JPY = ¥{0:,.2f}".format(price)) + except: + bot.say("Failed to retrieve price.") + +@sopel.module.commands('eur') +def eur(bot, trigger): + # Get conversion rate + try: + fixerresult = requests.get(fixerurl) + fixerjson = fixerresult.json() + usdeur = fixerjson['rates']['EUR'] + except: + usdeur = 0.95 + try: + r=requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/monero/') + j=r.json() + price=float(j[0]['price_usd'])*usdeur + bot.say("Monero price in EUR = €{0:,.2f}".format(price)) + except: + bot.say("Failed to retrieve price.") + +@sopel.module.commands('cad') +def cad(bot, trigger): + # Get conversion rate + try: + fixerresult = requests.get(fixerurl) + fixerjson = fixerresult.json() + usdcad = fixerjson['rates']['CAD'] + except: + usdcad = 1.35 + try: + r=requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/monero/') + j=r.json() + price=float(j[0]['price_usd'])*usdcad + bot.say("Monero price in CAD = ${0:,.2f}".format(price)) + except: + bot.say("Failed to retrieve price.") + +@sopel.module.commands('gbp') +def gbp(bot, trigger): + # Get conversion rate + try: + fixerresult = requests.get(fixerurl) + fixerjson = fixerresult.json() + usdgbp = fixerjson['rates']['GBP'] + except: + usdgbp = 0.81 + try: + r=requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/monero/') + j=r.json() + price=float(j[0]['price_usd'])*usdgbp + bot.say("Monero price in GBP = £{0:,.2f}".format(price)) + except: + bot.say("Failed to retrieve price.") + +@sopel.module.commands('thb') +def thb(bot, trigger): + # Get conversion rate + try: + fixerresult = requests.get(fixerurl) + fixerjson = fixerresult.json() + usdthb = fixerjson['rates']['THB'] + except: + usdthb = 1.35 + try: + r=requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/monero/') + j=r.json() + price=float(j[0]['price_usd'])*usdthb + bot.say("Monero price in THB = ฿{0:,.2f}".format(price)) + except: + bot.say("Failed to retrieve price.") + +@sopel.module.commands('zar') +def zar(bot, trigger): + # Get conversion rate + try: + fixerresult = requests.get(fixerurl) + fixerjson = fixerresult.json() + usdzar = fixerjson['rates']['ZAR'] + except: + usdzar = 13.05 + try: + r=requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/monero/') + j=r.json() + price=float(j[0]['price_usd'])*usdzar + bot.say("Monero price in ZAR = R{0:,.2f}".format(price)) + except: + bot.say("Failed to retrieve price.") + +@sopel.module.commands('nzd') +def nzd(bot, trigger): + # Get conversion rate + try: + fixerresult = requests.get(fixerurl) + fixerjson = fixerresult.json() + usdnzd = fixerjson['rates']['NZD'] + except: + usdnzd = 1.405 + try: + r=requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/monero/') + j=r.json() + price=float(j[0]['price_usd'])*usdnzd + bot.say("Monero price in NZD = ${0:,.2f}".format(price)) + except: + bot.say("Failed to retrieve price.") + +@sopel.module.commands('ntd') +def ntd(bot, trigger): + # Get conversion rate + try: + ntdurl = r'https://query.yahooapis.com/v1/public/yql?q=select%20*%20from%20yahoo.finance.xchange%20where%20pair%20in%20("USDTWD")&format=json&diagnostics=true&env=store%3A%2F%2Fdatatables.org%2Falltableswithkeys&callback=' + fixerresult = requests.get(ntdurl) + fixerjson = fixerresult.json() + usdntd = float(fixerjson['query']['results']['rate']['Rate']) + except: + bot.say("Failed to get NTD value") + usdntd = 32 + try: + r=requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/monero/') + j=r.json() + price=float(j[0]['price_usd'])*usdntd + bot.say("Monero price in NTD = ${0:,.2f}".format(price)) + except: + bot.say("Failed to retrieve price.") + +@sopel.module.commands('ugx') +def ugx(bot, trigger): + # Get conversion rate + try: + ugxurl = r'https://query.yahooapis.com/v1/public/yql?q=select%20*%20from%20yahoo.finance.xchange%20where%20pair%20in%20("USDUGX")&format=json&diagnostics=true&env=store%3A%2F%2Fdatatables.org%2Falltableswithkeys&callback=' + fixerresult = requests.get(ntdurl) + fixerjson = fixerresult.json() + usdugx = florat(fixerjson['query']['results']['rate']['Rate']) + except: + usdugx = 3200 + try: + r=requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/monero/') + j=r.json() + price=float(j[0]['price_usd'])*usdugx + bot.say("Monero price in UGX = {0:,.2f} shillings".format(price)) + except: + bot.say("Failed to retrieve price.") + +@sopel.module.commands('log') +def log(bot, trigger): + volurl='https://c-cex.com/t/volume_btc.json' + try: + r=requests.get(volurl) + j=r.json() + last=float(j['ticker']['log']['last']) + vol=float(j['ticker']['log']['vol']) + bot.say("Last price on c-cex for LOG at {0:.8f} BTC on {1:.3f} BTC volume.".format(last, vol)) + except: + bot.say("C-cex sucks") diff --git a/trifling.py b/trifling.py new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f439fd9 --- /dev/null +++ b/trifling.py @@ -0,0 +1,277 @@ +# -*- coding: utf-8 -*- +import sopel.module +import random +import re +import requests +import praw + +@sopel.module.commands('aminorex') +def aminorex(bot, trigger): + bot.say('if i could replace my wife with a robot... i might seriously think about it') + +@sopel.module.commands('banana') +def banana(bot, trigger): + bot.say('(') + +@sopel.module.commands('bananas') +def bananas(bot, trigger): + bot.say('(((') + +@sopel.module.commands('barolo') +def barolo(bot, trigger): + bot.say('I just opened a 2004 barolo in your and all the devs honor -- https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-JvdfsIeb-s/hqdefault.jpg') + +@sopel.module.commands('bear') +def banana(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'ʕ ·(エ)· ʔ'.encode('utf8')) + +@sopel.module.commands('buyorsell') +def buyorsell(bot, trigger): + draw = random.random() + if draw < 0.33: + silly_string = "Sell, sell, sell!" + elif 0.66 > draw >= 0.33: + silly_string = "Hodl!" + elif 1 > draw >= 0.66: + silly_string = "Buy, buy, buy!" + bot.say(silly_string) + +@sopel.module.commands('china') +def china(bot, trigger): + bot.say('https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbM2F-cfN0A') + +@sopel.module.commands('cursive') +def cursive(bot, trigger): + instring = trigger.group(2) + outstring = u'' + normals = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z','A','B','C','D','E','F','G','H','I','J','K','L','M','N','O','P','Q','R','S','T','U','V','W','X','Y','Z'] + curses = [u'𝓪',u'𝓫',u'𝓬',u'𝓭',u'𝓮',u'𝓯',u'𝓰',u'𝓱',u'𝓲',u'𝓳',u'𝓴',u'𝓵',u'𝓶',u'𝓷',u'𝓸',u'𝓹',u'𝓺',u'𝓻',u'𝓼',u'𝓽',u'𝓾',u'𝓿',u'𝔀',u'𝔁',u'𝔂',u'𝔃',u'𝓐',u'𝓑',u'𝓒',u'𝓓',u'𝓔',u'𝓕',u'𝓖',u'𝓗',u'𝓘',u'𝓙',u'𝓚',u'𝓛',u'𝓜',u'𝓝',u'𝓞',u'𝓟',u'𝓠',u'𝓡',u'𝓢',u'𝓣',u'𝓤',u'𝓥',u'𝓦',u'𝓧',u'𝓨',u'𝓩'] + for idx, val in enumerate(instring): + if val in normals: + outstring += curses[normals.index(val)] + else: + outstring += val + bot.say(outstring) + +@sopel.module.commands('dash') +def dash(bot, trigger): + bot.say('http://www.dash-wash.com/it-it') + +@sopel.module.commands('dealwithit') +def dealwithit(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)'.encode('utf8')) + +@sopel.module.commands('disapprove') +def disapprove(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'ಠ_ಠ'.encode('utf8')) + +@sopel.module.commands('ded') +def ded(bot, trigger): + if random.random() < 0.5: + bot.say('http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/715/140/3b2.jpg') + else: + bot.say('https://imgur.com/a/yzNZW') + +@sopel.module.commands('donate', 'donation') +def dash(bot, trigger): + bot.say('45SkxgDmcLmW5ByS7w9AG78JuJRvCoVKCdGJWnd4US95CBUAtvdGAdM2oHgZgTGjkEAUcwdqcryM819aqdeiKxHSQC8HkmS', trigger.nick) + +@sopel.module.commands('eth') +def eth(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'The world computer 💻🌐'.encode('utf8')) + +@sopel.module.commands('flip') +def flip(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻'.encode('utf8')) + +fuckyouoptions = [ +"http://imgur.com/Kt8os8v", +"https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/502111486915788801/DtB5ruDz_400x400.jpeg", +"http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/70/7073ff0ce9c54f6672f157ebef668c1b6bb123d15fc2e2bc062ec1558f964820.jpg", +"http://static.deathandtaxesmag.com/uploads/2015/01/staff-troll-fuck-you.png", +] +@sopel.module.commands('fuckyou') +def fuckyou(bot, trigger): + bot.say(random.choice(fuckyouoptions)) + +@sopel.module.commands('gui') +def gui(bot, trigger): + bot.say('http://imgur.com/a/hnxfS') + +@sopel.module.commands('isittrue') +def isittrue(bot, trigger): + draw = random.random() + if draw < 0.33: + silly_string = "True as the day is long." + elif 0.66 > draw >= 0.33: + silly_string = "Irrelevant question in this post-truth world." + elif 1 > draw >= 0.66: + silly_string = "Lies! Damn Lies! It's statitistics!" + bot.say(silly_string) + +@sopel.module.commands('jaxx') +def jaxx(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'This command will be implemented soon. Honest. Especially if the devs can provide some unpaid assistance. Soon™...') + +@sopel.module.commands('joshua1234') +def jaxx(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'The first, second, third, and fourth amongst joshes.') + +@sopel.module.commands('lenny') +def lenny(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'.encode('utf8')) + +@sopel.module.commands('masternode', 'masternodes') +def masternode(bot, trigger): + bot.say('http://hadoopilluminated.com/hadoop_illuminated/images/hdfs3.jpg') + +@sopel.module.commands('moon') +def moon(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'┗(°0°)┛'.encode('utf8')) + +@sopel.module.commands('multisig') +def multisig(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'𝓼𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮'.encode('utf8')) + +@sopel.module.commands('nomnomnom') +def nomnomnom(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'ᗧ•••ᗣ'.encode('utf8')) + +@sopel.module.commands('noom') +def noom(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'┏(.0.)┓'.encode('utf8')) + +@sopel.module.commands('pero') +def pero(bot, trigger): + bot.say('https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqreRufrkxM') + +@sopel.module.commands('pleaseconfirm', 'confirm') +def confirm(bot, trigger): + draw = random.random() + if draw < 0.20: + silly_string = "I can confirm that it is true" + elif 0.4 > draw >= 0.20: + silly_string = "This is true" + elif 0.6 > draw >= 0.4: + silly_string = "Fake news" + elif 0.8 > draw >= 0.6: + silly_string = "Alternative fact" + elif 1 > draw >= 0.8: + silly_string = "The outlook is murky, ask again later" + bot.say(silly_string) + +@sopel.module.commands('rarepepe', 'rare') +def rarepepe(bot, trigger): + try: + r=requests.get('https://rarepepewallet.com/feed') + j=r.json() + except: + bot.say("Problem getting rarepepe data :sadfrogface:") + try: + if trigger.group(2) == None: + name=random.choice(j.keys()) + else: + name=trigger.group(2).upper() + pepe=j[name] + bot.say("{0} is the #{1} card in series {2} of which {3} exist {4}".format(name, pepe['order'], pepe['series'], pepe['quantity'], pepe['img_url'].replace('\\', ''))) + except: + bot.say("{0} rare pepe doesn't seem to exist".format(trigger.group(2))) + + +@sopel.module.commands('rip') +def rip(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'(X_X) ☜ (◉▂◉ ) we hardly knew ye'.encode('utf8')) + +@sopel.module.commands('romerito', 'romero') +def romerito(bot, trigger): + draw = random.random() + if draw < 0.25: + silly_string = "O Romerito, Romerito! wherefore art thou Romerito?" + elif 0.5 > draw >= 0.25: + silly_string = "To buy or not to buy: that is the question" + elif 0.75 > draw >= 0.5: + silly_string = "Cowards die many times before their deaths; the Romerito never taste of death" + elif 1 > draw >= 0.75: + silly_string = "Et tu, Romerito!" + bot.say(silly_string) + +@sopel.module.commands('scam') +def scam(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'http://i.imgflip.com/is8.jpg') + +@sopel.module.commands('soon') +def soon(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'Two weeks™'.encode('utf8')) + +@sopel.module.commands('shrug') +def shrug(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'¯\_(ツ)_/¯'.encode('utf8')) + +@sopel.module.commands('summon') +def summon(bot, trigger): + if trigger.group(2) == None: + bot.say("{0} has summoned...no one".format(trigger.nick)) + else: + try: + trigger.group(2).decode('ascii') + bot.say("{0} has summoned {1}, ༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ come to us {1} ༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ".format(trigger.nick, trigger.group(2))) + except: + bot.say("Stop using non-ascii characters! (╯°□°）╯︵ ( . 0 .)") + +@sopel.module.commands('timetravelpp') +def timetravelpp(bot, trigger): + bot.say("A journey is best measured in pepes, rather than miles http://rarepepedirectory.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/timetravelpepe.jpg") + +reddit=praw.Reddit(user_agent='monerobux') +@sopel.module.commands('tinytrump') +def tinytrump(bot, trigger): + try: + sub=reddit.get_subreddit('tinytrump') + posts=sub.get_new(limit=100) + n=random.randint(0,100) + for i, post in enumerate(posts): + if i==n: + bot.say(post.url) + except: + bot.say("Something something reddit's servers") + +@sopel.module.commands('trump') +def trump(bot, trigger): + bot.say("Monero is the best crypto, believe me, I know crypto and it's going to be yuuuuuuuge!") + +@sopel.module.commands('unflip') +def unflip(bot, trigger): + bot.say(u'┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)'.encode('utf8')) + +urmomoptions = [ +"ur mom is so stupid she bought all the dash", +"ur momma got a peg leg with a kickstand", +"ur mom is so fat it looks like she's just gliding across the floor", +"your mother is so obese she would have mass whether or not the Higgs boson exists", +"ur mom is so fat that her blood type is nutella", +"ur mama is so fat she wears neck deoderant", +"ur mom's middle name is Mudbone", +"ur momma has a glass eye with a fish in it", +"ur mama is so stupid she sold her romero for bitcoins", +"ur momma look like a Simpsons character", +"ur mom is Amanda B Johnson" +] +@sopel.module.commands('urmom', 'yourmom', 'yomom', 'yomomma') +def urmom(bot, trigger): + bot.say(random.choice(urmomoptions)) + +@sopel.module.commands('wat') +def wat(bot, trigger): + bot.say("https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat") + +@sopel.module.commands('zec', 'zcash') +def zcash(bot, trigger): + bot.say('Trust us guys, we totally smashed that computer up, with like...magnetic baseball bats.') + +@sopel.module.rule('monerobux o\/') +def wave(bot, trigger): + #bot.reply(u'‹^› ‹(•_•)› ‹^›'.encode('utf8')) + bot.reply('hello') +#@sopel.module.rule('[Tt]rump') +#def politics(bot, trigger): +# bot.reply("politics is the mind killer")