Update because reasons

network.py

@@ -4,6 +4,20 @@ import re
 
 networkurl = "http://api.minexmr.com:8080/stats"
 
+@sopel.module.commands('fork', 'forkening')
+def fork(bot, trigger):
+  try:
+    r=requests.get(networkurl)
+    j=r.json()
+  except Exception,e:
+    pass
+  try:
+    height=j["network"]["height"]
+    forkheight=1288616
+    bot.say("The current block height is {0:,}. Fork height is {1:,}. {2:,} blocks to go, happening in approximately {3:.2f} hours.".format(height,forkheight,forkheight-height,(forkheight-height)/30.0))
+  except:
+    bot.say("Something borked -_-")
+
 @sopel.module.commands('network')
 def network(bot, trigger):
   try:
@@ -41,7 +55,7 @@ def mempool(bot, trigger):
 def blocksize(bot, trigger):
   try:
     r=requests.get('http://moneroblocks.info/stats/block-medians')
-    size=re.search('&nbsp;<\/strong><\/div>\s*<div class=\"col-xs-5 col-sm-3 col-md-1\">(\d*)', r.text) 
+    size=re.search('&nbsp;<\/strong><\/div>\s*<div class=\"col-xs-2\">(\d*)', r.text) 
     bot.say("Median blocksize over last 200 blocks is {0} bytes".format(size.group(1)))
   except:
     bot.say("Bomething sorked 0_0")

price.py

@@ -2,12 +2,13 @@
 import sopel.module
 import requests
 import time
+import random
 
 polourl = "https://poloniex.com/public?command=returnTicker"
 poloxmrlendurl = "https://poloniex.com/public?command=returnLoanOrders&currency=XMR&limit=999999"
 prevamnt, prevtime = 0, 0
 trexurl = "https://bittrex.com/api/v1.1/public/getmarketsummary?market=btc-"
-cryptopiaurl = "https://www.cryptopia.co.nz/api/GetMarket/2999"
+cryptopiaurl = "https://www.cryptopia.co.nz/api/GetMarkets"
 bitsquareurl = "https://market.bitsquare.io/api/ticker/?market=xmr_btc"
 fixerurl = 'http://api.fixer.io/latest?base=USD'
 finexbtc = 'https://api.bitfinex.com/v1/pubticker/XMRBTC'
@@ -17,6 +18,7 @@ krakbtceur = 'https://api.kraken.com/0/public/Ticker?pair=XBTEUR'
 krakusd = 'https://api.kraken.com/0/public/Ticker?pair=XMRUSD'
 krakeur = 'https://api.kraken.com/0/public/Ticker?pair=XMREUR'
 okcquar = 'https://www.okcoin.com/api/v1/future_ticker.do?symbol=btc_usd&contract_type=quarter'
+krakusdt = 'http://api.kraken.com/0/public/Ticker?pair=USDTUSD'
 
 @sopel.module.commands('bfx', 'bitfinex')
 def bfx(bot, trigger):
@@ -64,6 +66,16 @@ def krak(bot, trigger):
     except:
         bot.say("Error getting data")
 
+@sopel.module.commands('usdt')
+def usdt(bot, trigger):
+    try:
+        r = requests.get(krakusdt)
+        j = r.json()
+        stringtosay = "Last USDT/USD trade at ${0:.4f} on {1:.2f} USD 24 h volume. Highest bid at ${2:.4f}".format(float(j['result']['USDTZUSD']['c'][0]), float(j['result']['USDTZUSD']['v'][0]), float(j['result']['USDTZUSD']['b'][0]))
+        bot.say(stringtosay)
+    except:
+        bot.say("Error getting USDT/USD data")
+
 @sopel.module.commands('btckrak', 'btckraken', 'btceur')
 def krakeur(bot, trigger):
     stringtosay = ''
@@ -128,6 +140,8 @@ def polo(bot, trigger):
         #     bot.say("COBOL only in #monero-markets")
         # elif coin == "NAUT":
         #     bot.say("That ship has sailed...")
+        elif coin == "PIVX":
+            bot.say("Masternodes + PoS...what could possibly go wrong?")
         else:
             label="BTC_" + coin
             try:
@@ -193,40 +207,70 @@ def bsq(bot, trigger):
 @sopel.module.commands('cryptopia')
 def cryptopia(bot, trigger):
     try:
+        if not trigger.group(2):
+             coin = 'XMR'
+             pair = 'BTC'
+        else: 
+            coin = trigger.group(2).split(' ')[0].upper()
+            try:
+                if len(trigger.group(2).split(' ')[1]) > 1:
+                    pair = trigger.group(2).split(' ')[1].upper()
+                else:
+                    pair = "BTC"
+            except:
+                pair = "BTC"
         r = requests.get(cryptopiaurl)
         j = r.json()
-        xmr=j['Data']
+        found = False
-        last=float(xmr['LastPrice'])
+        for i in j["Data"]:
-        change=float(xmr['Change'])
+            if i["Label"] == coin+"/"+pair:
-        vol=float(xmr['Volume'])
+                last=float(i['LastPrice'])
-        bot.say("Cryptopia at {0:.8f} BTC; {1:.2f}% over 24 hours on {2:.3f} BTC volume".format(last, change, vol*last))
+                change=float(i['Change'])
+                vol=float(i['Volume'])
+                bot.say("{0} on Cryptopia at {1:.8f} {2}; {3:.2f}% over 24 hours on {4:.3f} {2} volume".format(coin, last, pair, change, vol*last))
+                found = True
+        if found == False:
+            bot.say("This shit is too shitty even for shitopia")
     except:
         bot.say("Error retrieving data from Cryptopia")
 
 @sopel.module.commands('cmc', 'coinmarketcap')
 def cmc(bot, trigger):
     try:
-        r = requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker?limit=100')
+        r = requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker?limit=500')
         j = r.json()
     except:
         bot.say("Can't connect to API")
     if not trigger.group(2):
         symbol = 'XMR'
+    else:
+        if trigger.group(2).isdigit():
+            rank = trigger.group(2)
+        elif trigger.group(2) == 'random':
+            rank = random.randint(1,500)
         else:
             symbol = trigger.group(2)
             symbol = symbol.upper()
     try:
         for i in j:
+            try:
                 if i['symbol'] == symbol:
-                name = i['name']
+                    coin = i
-                rank = i['rank']
+            except: pass
-                price_usd = float(i['price_usd'])
+            try:
-                price_btc = float(i['price_btc'])
+                if i['rank'] == str(rank):
-                volume_usd = float(i['24h_volume_usd'])
+                    coin = i
-                market_cap_usd = float(i['market_cap_usd'])
+            except: pass
-                available_supply = float(i['available_supply'])
+        symbol = coin['symbol']    
-                total_supply = float(i['total_supply'])
+        name = coin['name']
-                percent_change_24h = float(i['percent_change_24h'])
+        rank = coin['rank']
+        price_usd = float(coin['price_usd'])
+        price_btc = float(coin['price_btc'])
+        volume_usd = float(coin['24h_volume_usd'])
+        market_cap_usd = float(coin['market_cap_usd'])
+        available_supply = float(coin['available_supply'])
+        total_supply = float(coin['total_supply'])
+        percent_change_24h = float(coin['percent_change_24h'])
         bot.say("{0} ({1}) is #{2}. Last price ${3:.2f} / ฿{4:.8f}. 24h volume ${5:,.0f} changed {6}%. Market cap ${7:,.0f}. Available / total coin supply {8:,.0f} / {9:,.0f}.".format(name, symbol, rank, price_usd, price_btc, volume_usd, percent_change_24h, market_cap_usd, available_supply, total_supply)) 
     except:
         bot.say("Error parsing ticker")
@@ -566,3 +610,10 @@ def log(bot, trigger):
         bot.say("Last price on c-cex for LOG at {0:.8f} BTC on {1:.3f} BTC volume.".format(last, vol))
     except:
         bot.say("C-cex sucks")
+
+@sopel.module.commands('price')
+def price(bot, trigger):
+    try:
+        bot.say("1 XMR = $1000 USD (Offer valid in participating locations)")
+    except:
+        bot.say("C-cex sucks")

stock.py

@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+# Copyright (C) 2013 - Russell Bryant
+#
+#    Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License"); you may
+#    not use this file except in compliance with the License. You may obtain
+#    a copy of the License at
+#
+#         http://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0
+#
+#    Unless required by applicable law or agreed to in writing, software
+#    distributed under the License is distributed on an "AS IS" BASIS, WITHOUT
+#    WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF ANY KIND, either express or implied. See the
+#    License for the specific language governing permissions and limitations
+#    under the License.
+
+import urllib
+import re
+import sys
+from sopel import module
+
+
+def get_quote(symbol):
+    url = 'http://finance.google.com/finance?q=%s' % symbol
+    content = urllib.urlopen(url).read()
+    m = re.search('id="ref_(.*?)">(.*?)<', content)
+    if m:
+        quote = m.group(2)
+    else:
+        quote = 'no quote available for: "%s"' % symbol
+        return quote
+
+    m = re.search('class="chg" id="ref_\d+_c">(.*?)<', content)
+    if m:
+        quote += ' | %s' % m.group(1)
+
+    m = re.search('class="chg" id="ref_\d+_cp">(.*?)<', content)
+    if m:
+        quote += ' | %s' % m.group(1)
+
+    return quote
+
+
+def quote(bot, input):
+    symbol = input.group(2)
+    bot.say(get_quote(symbol))
+quote.commands = ['quote']

trifling.py

@@ -5,10 +5,18 @@ import re
 import requests
 import praw
 
+@sopel.module.commands('4matter')
+def fourmatter(bot, trigger):
+    bot.say('Irish I be fookin <3 Milo')
+
 @sopel.module.commands('aminorex')
 def aminorex(bot, trigger):
     bot.say('if i could replace my wife with a robot...  i might seriously think about it')
 
+@sopel.module.commands('ayylmao', 'lmao')
+def lmao(bot, trigger):
+    bot.say('https://i.redd.it/jjiwl9dbejoy.jpg')
+
 @sopel.module.commands('banana')
 def banana(bot, trigger):
     bot.say('(')
@@ -22,9 +30,13 @@ def barolo(bot, trigger):
     bot.say('I just opened a 2004 barolo in your and all the devs honor -- https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-JvdfsIeb-s/hqdefault.jpg')
 
 @sopel.module.commands('bear')
-def banana(bot, trigger):
+def bear(bot, trigger):
     bot.say(u'ʕ ·(エ)· ʔ'.encode('utf8'))
 
+@sopel.module.commands('brothers')
+def brothers(bot, trigger):
+    bot.say(u'http://www.trollaxor.com/2011/11/brief-history-of-ascii-penis.html'.encode('utf8'))
+
 @sopel.module.commands('buyorsell')
 def buyorsell(bot, trigger):
     draw = random.random()
@@ -73,13 +85,21 @@ def ded(bot, trigger):
         bot.say('https://imgur.com/a/yzNZW')
 
 @sopel.module.commands('donate', 'donation')
-def dash(bot, trigger):
+def donate(bot, trigger):
     bot.say('45SkxgDmcLmW5ByS7w9AG78JuJRvCoVKCdGJWnd4US95CBUAtvdGAdM2oHgZgTGjkEAUcwdqcryM819aqdeiKxHSQC8HkmS', trigger.nick)
 
+@sopel.module.commands('dump')
+def dump(bot, trigger):
+    bot.say('https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHg8qIKJo1I')
+
 @sopel.module.commands('eth')
 def eth(bot, trigger):
     bot.say(u'The world computer 💻🌐'.encode('utf8'))
 
+@sopel.module.commands('fib', 'fibonacci')
+def fib(bot, trigger):
+    bot.say(u'Pardon me, do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior ✞Cheesus Monero✞?'.encode('utf8'))
+
 @sopel.module.commands('flip')
 def flip(bot, trigger):
     bot.say(u'(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻'.encode('utf8'))
@@ -94,10 +114,26 @@ fuckyouoptions = [
 def fuckyou(bot, trigger):
     bot.say(random.choice(fuckyouoptions))
 
+@sopel.module.commands('gay')
+def gay(bot, trigger):
+    bot.say('https://i.imgur.com/RHbXrLa.png')
+
 @sopel.module.commands('gui')
 def gui(bot, trigger):
     bot.say('http://imgur.com/a/hnxfS')
 
+@sopel.module.commands('hmm', 'hmmm')
+def hmm(bot, trigger):
+    try:
+        sub=reddit.get_subreddit('hmmm')
+        posts=sub.get_new(limit=100)
+        n=random.randint(0,100)
+        for i, post in enumerate(posts):
+            if i==n:
+                bot.say(post.url)
+    except:
+        bot.say("Something something reddit's servers")
+
 @sopel.module.commands('isittrue')
 def isittrue(bot, trigger):
     draw = random.random()
@@ -114,13 +150,21 @@ def jaxx(bot, trigger):
     bot.say(u'This command will be implemented soon. Honest. Especially if the devs can provide some unpaid assistance. Soon™...')
 
 @sopel.module.commands('joshua1234')
-def jaxx(bot, trigger):
+def joshua(bot, trigger):
     bot.say(u'The first, second, third, and fourth amongst joshes.')
 
+@sopel.module.commands('jwinterm')
+def jwinterm(bot, trigger):
+    bot.say(u'j_winter_m')
+
 @sopel.module.commands('lenny')
 def lenny(bot, trigger):
     bot.say(u'( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'.encode('utf8'))
 
+@sopel.module.commands('ltc', 'chikun')
+def ltc(bot, trigger):
+    bot.say(u'🐔🐔🐔 https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder100/48222100.jpg 🐔🐔🐔'.encode('utf8'))
+
 @sopel.module.commands('masternode', 'masternodes')
 def masternode(bot, trigger):
     bot.say('http://hadoopilluminated.com/hadoop_illuminated/images/hdfs3.jpg')
@@ -141,24 +185,37 @@ def nomnomnom(bot, trigger):
 def noom(bot, trigger):
     bot.say(u'┏(.0.)┓'.encode('utf8'))
 
+odboptions = [
+"FBI don't you be watching me",
+"Ooo baby I like it raw",
+"Jacques Cousteau could never get this low"
+]
+@sopel.module.commands('odb', 'oldirty')
+def odb(bot, trigger):
+    bot.say(random.choice(confirmoptions))
+
+perooptions = [
+'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqreRufrkxM',
+'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnPrtiLy0uU'
+]
 @sopel.module.commands('pero')
 def pero(bot, trigger):
-    bot.say('https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqreRufrkxM')
+    bot.say(random.choice(perooptions))
 
+@sopel.module.commands('pivx')
+def pivc(bot, trigger):
+    bot.say("Masternodes + PoS...what could possibly go wrong?")
+
+confirmoptions = [
+"I can confirm that it is true",
+"This is true",
+"Fake news",
+"Alternative fact",
+"The outlook is murky, ask again later"
+]
 @sopel.module.commands('pleaseconfirm', 'confirm')
 def confirm(bot, trigger):
-    draw = random.random()
+    bot.say(random.choice(confirmoptions))
-    if draw < 0.20:
-        silly_string = "I can confirm that it is true"  
-    elif 0.4 > draw >= 0.20:
-        silly_string = "This is true"  
-    elif 0.6 > draw >= 0.4:
-        silly_string = "Fake news"  
-    elif 0.8 > draw >= 0.6:
-        silly_string = "Alternative fact"  
-    elif 1 > draw >= 0.8:
-        silly_string = "The outlook is murky, ask again later"  
-    bot.say(silly_string)
 
 @sopel.module.commands('rarepepe', 'rare')
 def rarepepe(bot, trigger):
@@ -239,6 +296,10 @@ def tinytrump(bot, trigger):
 def trump(bot, trigger):
     bot.say("Monero is the best crypto, believe me, I know crypto and it's going to be yuuuuuuuge!")
 
+@sopel.module.commands('tumbleweed')
+def trump(bot, trigger):
+    bot.say("https://rootco.de/2016-03-28-why-use-tumbleweed/")
+
 @sopel.module.commands('unflip')
 def unflip(bot, trigger):
     bot.say(u'┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)'.encode('utf8'))
@@ -254,19 +315,37 @@ urmomoptions = [
 "ur momma has a glass eye with a fish in it",  
 "ur mama is so stupid she sold her romero for bitcoins",  
 "ur momma look like a Simpsons character",
-"ur mom is Amanda B Johnson"
+"ur mom is so ugly Donald Trump wouldn't even grab her by the pussy",
+"ur momma is so stupid she listens to rpietila",
+"ur mom is Amanda B Johnson",
+"US ur mom if u want to U!",
+"ur mom is so stupid she thinks Craig Wright is Satoshi"
 ]  
 @sopel.module.commands('urmom', 'yourmom', 'yomom', 'yomomma')
 def urmom(bot, trigger):
     bot.say(random.choice(urmomoptions))
 
+vitalikoptions = [
+"https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrWjczJXgAExF2S.jpg",
+"mETH, not even once: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/banners/e7df519e0808bac49fa3aaf503aff87d",
+"Betteridge's law of headlines: https://fortunedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/blo_startups_2520x1667.png"
+]
+@sopel.module.commands('vitalik', 'buterin')
+def vitalik(bot, trigger):
+    bot.say(random.choice(vitalikoptions))
+
+
 @sopel.module.commands('wat')
 def wat(bot, trigger):
     bot.say("https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat")
 
+zcashoptions = [
+"Trust us guys, we totally smashed that computer up, with like...magnetic baseball bats.", 
+"https://youtu.be/A51Bl3jkF0c"
+]
 @sopel.module.commands('zec', 'zcash')
 def zcash(bot, trigger):
-    bot.say('Trust us guys, we totally smashed that computer up, with like...magnetic baseball bats.')
+    bot.say(random.choice(zcashoptions))
 
 @sopel.module.rule('monerobux o\/')
 def wave(bot, trigger):