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network.py
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network.py
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@ -4,6 +4,20 @@ import re
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networkurl = "http://api.minexmr.com:8080/stats"
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@sopel.module.commands('fork', 'forkening')
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def fork(bot, trigger):
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try:
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r=requests.get(networkurl)
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j=r.json()
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except Exception,e:
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pass
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try:
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height=j["network"]["height"]
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forkheight=1288616
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bot.say("The current block height is {0:,}. Fork height is {1:,}. {2:,} blocks to go, happening in approximately {3:.2f} hours.".format(height,forkheight,forkheight-height,(forkheight-height)/30.0))
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except:
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bot.say("Something borked -_-")
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@sopel.module.commands('network')
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def network(bot, trigger):
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try:
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@ -41,7 +55,7 @@ def mempool(bot, trigger):
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def blocksize(bot, trigger):
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try:
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r=requests.get('http://moneroblocks.info/stats/block-medians')
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size=re.search(' <\/strong><\/div>\s*<div class=\"col-xs-5 col-sm-3 col-md-1\">(\d*)', r.text)
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size=re.search(' <\/strong><\/div>\s*<div class=\"col-xs-2\">(\d*)', r.text)
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bot.say("Median blocksize over last 200 blocks is {0} bytes".format(size.group(1)))
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except:
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bot.say("Bomething sorked 0_0")
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price.py
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price.py
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import sopel.module
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import requests
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import time
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import random
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polourl = "https://poloniex.com/public?command=returnTicker"
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poloxmrlendurl = "https://poloniex.com/public?command=returnLoanOrders¤cy=XMR&limit=999999"
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prevamnt, prevtime = 0, 0
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trexurl = "https://bittrex.com/api/v1.1/public/getmarketsummary?market=btc-"
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cryptopiaurl = "https://www.cryptopia.co.nz/api/GetMarket/2999"
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cryptopiaurl = "https://www.cryptopia.co.nz/api/GetMarkets"
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bitsquareurl = "https://market.bitsquare.io/api/ticker/?market=xmr_btc"
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fixerurl = 'http://api.fixer.io/latest?base=USD'
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finexbtc = 'https://api.bitfinex.com/v1/pubticker/XMRBTC'
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@ -17,6 +18,7 @@ krakbtceur = 'https://api.kraken.com/0/public/Ticker?pair=XBTEUR'
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krakusd = 'https://api.kraken.com/0/public/Ticker?pair=XMRUSD'
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krakeur = 'https://api.kraken.com/0/public/Ticker?pair=XMREUR'
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okcquar = 'https://www.okcoin.com/api/v1/future_ticker.do?symbol=btc_usd&contract_type=quarter'
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krakusdt = 'http://api.kraken.com/0/public/Ticker?pair=USDTUSD'
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@sopel.module.commands('bfx', 'bitfinex')
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def bfx(bot, trigger):
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except:
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bot.say("Error getting data")
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@sopel.module.commands('usdt')
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def usdt(bot, trigger):
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try:
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r = requests.get(krakusdt)
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j = r.json()
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stringtosay = "Last USDT/USD trade at ${0:.4f} on {1:.2f} USD 24 h volume. Highest bid at ${2:.4f}".format(float(j['result']['USDTZUSD']['c'][0]), float(j['result']['USDTZUSD']['v'][0]), float(j['result']['USDTZUSD']['b'][0]))
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bot.say(stringtosay)
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except:
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bot.say("Error getting USDT/USD data")
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@sopel.module.commands('btckrak', 'btckraken', 'btceur')
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def krakeur(bot, trigger):
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stringtosay = ''
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# bot.say("COBOL only in #monero-markets")
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# elif coin == "NAUT":
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# bot.say("That ship has sailed...")
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elif coin == "PIVX":
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bot.say("Masternodes + PoS...what could possibly go wrong?")
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else:
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label="BTC_" + coin
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try:
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@sopel.module.commands('cryptopia')
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def cryptopia(bot, trigger):
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try:
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if not trigger.group(2):
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coin = 'XMR'
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pair = 'BTC'
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else:
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coin = trigger.group(2).split(' ')[0].upper()
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try:
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if len(trigger.group(2).split(' ')[1]) > 1:
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pair = trigger.group(2).split(' ')[1].upper()
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else:
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pair = "BTC"
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except:
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pair = "BTC"
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r = requests.get(cryptopiaurl)
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j = r.json()
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xmr=j['Data']
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last=float(xmr['LastPrice'])
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change=float(xmr['Change'])
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vol=float(xmr['Volume'])
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bot.say("Cryptopia at {0:.8f} BTC; {1:.2f}% over 24 hours on {2:.3f} BTC volume".format(last, change, vol*last))
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found = False
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for i in j["Data"]:
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if i["Label"] == coin+"/"+pair:
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last=float(i['LastPrice'])
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change=float(i['Change'])
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vol=float(i['Volume'])
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bot.say("{0} on Cryptopia at {1:.8f} {2}; {3:.2f}% over 24 hours on {4:.3f} {2} volume".format(coin, last, pair, change, vol*last))
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found = True
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if found == False:
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bot.say("This shit is too shitty even for shitopia")
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except:
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bot.say("Error retrieving data from Cryptopia")
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@sopel.module.commands('cmc', 'coinmarketcap')
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def cmc(bot, trigger):
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try:
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r = requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker?limit=100')
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r = requests.get('https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker?limit=500')
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j = r.json()
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except:
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bot.say("Can't connect to API")
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if not trigger.group(2):
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symbol = 'XMR'
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else:
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symbol = trigger.group(2)
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symbol = symbol.upper()
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if trigger.group(2).isdigit():
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rank = trigger.group(2)
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elif trigger.group(2) == 'random':
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rank = random.randint(1,500)
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else:
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symbol = trigger.group(2)
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symbol = symbol.upper()
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try:
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for i in j:
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if i['symbol'] == symbol:
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name = i['name']
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rank = i['rank']
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price_usd = float(i['price_usd'])
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price_btc = float(i['price_btc'])
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volume_usd = float(i['24h_volume_usd'])
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market_cap_usd = float(i['market_cap_usd'])
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available_supply = float(i['available_supply'])
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total_supply = float(i['total_supply'])
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percent_change_24h = float(i['percent_change_24h'])
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try:
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if i['symbol'] == symbol:
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coin = i
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except: pass
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try:
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if i['rank'] == str(rank):
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coin = i
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except: pass
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symbol = coin['symbol']
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name = coin['name']
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rank = coin['rank']
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price_usd = float(coin['price_usd'])
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price_btc = float(coin['price_btc'])
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volume_usd = float(coin['24h_volume_usd'])
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market_cap_usd = float(coin['market_cap_usd'])
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available_supply = float(coin['available_supply'])
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total_supply = float(coin['total_supply'])
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percent_change_24h = float(coin['percent_change_24h'])
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bot.say("{0} ({1}) is #{2}. Last price ${3:.2f} / ฿{4:.8f}. 24h volume ${5:,.0f} changed {6}%. Market cap ${7:,.0f}. Available / total coin supply {8:,.0f} / {9:,.0f}.".format(name, symbol, rank, price_usd, price_btc, volume_usd, percent_change_24h, market_cap_usd, available_supply, total_supply))
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except:
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bot.say("Error parsing ticker")
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bot.say("Last price on c-cex for LOG at {0:.8f} BTC on {1:.3f} BTC volume.".format(last, vol))
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except:
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bot.say("C-cex sucks")
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@sopel.module.commands('price')
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def price(bot, trigger):
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try:
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bot.say("1 XMR = $1000 USD (Offer valid in participating locations)")
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except:
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bot.say("C-cex sucks")
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# Copyright (C) 2013 - Russell Bryant
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#
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# Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License"); you may
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# not use this file except in compliance with the License. You may obtain
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# a copy of the License at
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#
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# http://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0
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#
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# Unless required by applicable law or agreed to in writing, software
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# distributed under the License is distributed on an "AS IS" BASIS, WITHOUT
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# WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF ANY KIND, either express or implied. See the
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# License for the specific language governing permissions and limitations
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# under the License.
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import urllib
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import re
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import sys
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from sopel import module
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def get_quote(symbol):
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url = 'http://finance.google.com/finance?q=%s' % symbol
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content = urllib.urlopen(url).read()
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m = re.search('id="ref_(.*?)">(.*?)<', content)
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if m:
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quote = m.group(2)
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else:
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quote = 'no quote available for: "%s"' % symbol
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return quote
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m = re.search('class="chg" id="ref_\d+_c">(.*?)<', content)
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if m:
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quote += ' | %s' % m.group(1)
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m = re.search('class="chg" id="ref_\d+_cp">(.*?)<', content)
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if m:
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quote += ' | %s' % m.group(1)
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return quote
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def quote(bot, input):
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symbol = input.group(2)
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bot.say(get_quote(symbol))
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quote.commands = ['quote']
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trifling.py
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trifling.py
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import requests
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import praw
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@sopel.module.commands('4matter')
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def fourmatter(bot, trigger):
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bot.say('Irish I be fookin <3 Milo')
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@sopel.module.commands('aminorex')
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def aminorex(bot, trigger):
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bot.say('if i could replace my wife with a robot... i might seriously think about it')
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@sopel.module.commands('ayylmao', 'lmao')
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def lmao(bot, trigger):
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bot.say('https://i.redd.it/jjiwl9dbejoy.jpg')
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@sopel.module.commands('banana')
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def banana(bot, trigger):
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bot.say('(')
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bot.say('I just opened a 2004 barolo in your and all the devs honor -- https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-JvdfsIeb-s/hqdefault.jpg')
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@sopel.module.commands('bear')
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def banana(bot, trigger):
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def bear(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(u'ʕ ·(エ)· ʔ'.encode('utf8'))
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@sopel.module.commands('brothers')
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def brothers(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(u'http://www.trollaxor.com/2011/11/brief-history-of-ascii-penis.html'.encode('utf8'))
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@sopel.module.commands('buyorsell')
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def buyorsell(bot, trigger):
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draw = random.random()
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bot.say('https://imgur.com/a/yzNZW')
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@sopel.module.commands('donate', 'donation')
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def dash(bot, trigger):
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def donate(bot, trigger):
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bot.say('45SkxgDmcLmW5ByS7w9AG78JuJRvCoVKCdGJWnd4US95CBUAtvdGAdM2oHgZgTGjkEAUcwdqcryM819aqdeiKxHSQC8HkmS', trigger.nick)
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@sopel.module.commands('dump')
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def dump(bot, trigger):
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bot.say('https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHg8qIKJo1I')
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@sopel.module.commands('eth')
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def eth(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(u'The world computer 💻🌐'.encode('utf8'))
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@sopel.module.commands('fib', 'fibonacci')
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def fib(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(u'Pardon me, do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior ✞Cheesus Monero✞?'.encode('utf8'))
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@sopel.module.commands('flip')
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def flip(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(u'(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻'.encode('utf8'))
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def fuckyou(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(random.choice(fuckyouoptions))
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@sopel.module.commands('gay')
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def gay(bot, trigger):
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bot.say('https://i.imgur.com/RHbXrLa.png')
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@sopel.module.commands('gui')
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def gui(bot, trigger):
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bot.say('http://imgur.com/a/hnxfS')
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@sopel.module.commands('hmm', 'hmmm')
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def hmm(bot, trigger):
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try:
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sub=reddit.get_subreddit('hmmm')
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posts=sub.get_new(limit=100)
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n=random.randint(0,100)
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for i, post in enumerate(posts):
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if i==n:
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bot.say(post.url)
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except:
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bot.say("Something something reddit's servers")
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@sopel.module.commands('isittrue')
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def isittrue(bot, trigger):
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draw = random.random()
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bot.say(u'This command will be implemented soon. Honest. Especially if the devs can provide some unpaid assistance. Soon™...')
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@sopel.module.commands('joshua1234')
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def jaxx(bot, trigger):
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def joshua(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(u'The first, second, third, and fourth amongst joshes.')
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@sopel.module.commands('jwinterm')
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def jwinterm(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(u'j_winter_m')
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@sopel.module.commands('lenny')
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def lenny(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(u'( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'.encode('utf8'))
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@sopel.module.commands('ltc', 'chikun')
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def ltc(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(u'🐔🐔🐔 https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder100/48222100.jpg 🐔🐔🐔'.encode('utf8'))
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@sopel.module.commands('masternode', 'masternodes')
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def masternode(bot, trigger):
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bot.say('http://hadoopilluminated.com/hadoop_illuminated/images/hdfs3.jpg')
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def noom(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(u'┏(.0.)┓'.encode('utf8'))
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odboptions = [
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"FBI don't you be watching me",
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"Ooo baby I like it raw",
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"Jacques Cousteau could never get this low"
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]
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@sopel.module.commands('odb', 'oldirty')
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def odb(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(random.choice(confirmoptions))
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perooptions = [
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'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqreRufrkxM',
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'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnPrtiLy0uU'
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]
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@sopel.module.commands('pero')
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def pero(bot, trigger):
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bot.say('https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqreRufrkxM')
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bot.say(random.choice(perooptions))
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@sopel.module.commands('pivx')
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def pivc(bot, trigger):
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bot.say("Masternodes + PoS...what could possibly go wrong?")
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confirmoptions = [
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"I can confirm that it is true",
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"This is true",
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"Fake news",
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"Alternative fact",
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"The outlook is murky, ask again later"
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]
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@sopel.module.commands('pleaseconfirm', 'confirm')
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def confirm(bot, trigger):
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draw = random.random()
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if draw < 0.20:
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silly_string = "I can confirm that it is true"
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elif 0.4 > draw >= 0.20:
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silly_string = "This is true"
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elif 0.6 > draw >= 0.4:
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silly_string = "Fake news"
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elif 0.8 > draw >= 0.6:
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silly_string = "Alternative fact"
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elif 1 > draw >= 0.8:
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silly_string = "The outlook is murky, ask again later"
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bot.say(silly_string)
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bot.say(random.choice(confirmoptions))
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@sopel.module.commands('rarepepe', 'rare')
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def rarepepe(bot, trigger):
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def trump(bot, trigger):
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bot.say("Monero is the best crypto, believe me, I know crypto and it's going to be yuuuuuuuge!")
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@sopel.module.commands('tumbleweed')
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def trump(bot, trigger):
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bot.say("https://rootco.de/2016-03-28-why-use-tumbleweed/")
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@sopel.module.commands('unflip')
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def unflip(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(u'┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)'.encode('utf8'))
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"ur momma has a glass eye with a fish in it",
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"ur mama is so stupid she sold her romero for bitcoins",
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"ur momma look like a Simpsons character",
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"ur mom is Amanda B Johnson"
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"ur mom is so ugly Donald Trump wouldn't even grab her by the pussy",
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"ur momma is so stupid she listens to rpietila",
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"ur mom is Amanda B Johnson",
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"US ur mom if u want to U!",
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"ur mom is so stupid she thinks Craig Wright is Satoshi"
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]
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@sopel.module.commands('urmom', 'yourmom', 'yomom', 'yomomma')
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def urmom(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(random.choice(urmomoptions))
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vitalikoptions = [
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"https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrWjczJXgAExF2S.jpg",
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"mETH, not even once: https://cdn-az.allevents.in/banners/e7df519e0808bac49fa3aaf503aff87d",
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"Betteridge's law of headlines: https://fortunedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/blo_startups_2520x1667.png"
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]
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@sopel.module.commands('vitalik', 'buterin')
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def vitalik(bot, trigger):
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bot.say(random.choice(vitalikoptions))
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@sopel.module.commands('wat')
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def wat(bot, trigger):
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bot.say("https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat")
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zcashoptions = [
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"Trust us guys, we totally smashed that computer up, with like...magnetic baseball bats.",
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"https://youtu.be/A51Bl3jkF0c"
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]
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@sopel.module.commands('zec', 'zcash')
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def zcash(bot, trigger):
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bot.say('Trust us guys, we totally smashed that computer up, with like...magnetic baseball bats.')
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bot.say(random.choice(zcashoptions))
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@sopel.module.rule('monerobux o\/')
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def wave(bot, trigger):
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